Business Letter
Box 15
Houston, TX 1234
Jan, 20, 1988
Mr. Ian Mclee
Box 10
Killeen, TX 67891
Dear Mr. I Mclee:
Hello! My name is Ky Mori. The other day I was reading the National Enquirer and found the article about you getting abducted. I have another side to your story.
That night you had been drinking & you were on your way home when your truck crashed in the ditch by my driveway. You wandered up the driveway to my house. You see my house looks kind of like a UFO so that’s probably why you thought my was a space ship & my family & I were aliens. The strange food we gave you was okonomiyaki it is kind of like a Japanese pizza & pancake all mixed together with shredded cabbage, crabmeat, & seitan. You got all your bruises from falling down my driveway. Oh & when you heard “Save the moon for Kerdy Dickus” I had actually said “Save some room for turkey dinner.”
I am sorry for the confusion & hope that you understand now that you weren’t abducted. If you have any questions I haven’t answered feel free to contact me at: 403-421-0625 you can email me at: [email protected] or mail me at: Box 15, Houston, TX, 12345
Regards,
Ky Mori
Ky Mori
Houston, TX 1234
Jan, 20, 1988
Mr. Ian Mclee
Box 10
Killeen, TX 67891
Dear Mr. I Mclee:
Hello! My name is Ky Mori. The other day I was reading the National Enquirer and found the article about you getting abducted. I have another side to your story.
That night you had been drinking & you were on your way home when your truck crashed in the ditch by my driveway. You wandered up the driveway to my house. You see my house looks kind of like a UFO so that’s probably why you thought my was a space ship & my family & I were aliens. The strange food we gave you was okonomiyaki it is kind of like a Japanese pizza & pancake all mixed together with shredded cabbage, crabmeat, & seitan. You got all your bruises from falling down my driveway. Oh & when you heard “Save the moon for Kerdy Dickus” I had actually said “Save some room for turkey dinner.”
I am sorry for the confusion & hope that you understand now that you weren’t abducted. If you have any questions I haven’t answered feel free to contact me at: 403-421-0625 you can email me at: [email protected] or mail me at: Box 15, Houston, TX, 12345
Regards,
Ky Mori
Ky Mori